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Quiet. Slightly dramatic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExactly how we like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in white, heather gray, charcoal heather, black, sandstone, and bone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake a sip of coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e70% Cotton, 30% Polyester. 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